Ozzy Man Reviews: WTF Happened in January 2019

Ozzy Man Reviews: WTF Happened in January 2019



Here’s me commentary on WTF Happened in January 2019. Book a shout out from Ozzy Man:

SOURCE VIDS:

72-year-old grandma workout

Frozen Pants via Danika Brinda on FB:

World Record Egg

Force field hair

No margaritas outside

Water prank on Dad (Kylie Moy on YouTube)

Maccas at the white house

LA school teachers

French protests

Australia heatwave

Game of Thrones Season 8 teaser

Netflix Fyre Festival doco trailer

Maximilianmus Oh yeah yeah Army

KSI Declares War

Ricegum and Jake Paul Promoting Gambling to Kids

Intended as Fair Dealing – review, parody, satire, commentary.

Cheers to Nick “Big Red” Lee for ya research assistance, mate.

Music licensed via Audio Network.

Well, the new year started, everyone was like “I’m gonna hit the gym. I wanna be like this 72-year-old grandma. It’s time. I’ve gone and bought a bloody membership.” And then we all reverted to sitting on our arses, watching videos of pants freezing as they fly through the air. This is a sensational video. Looks at the pants. Look at the pants! They’re frozen. That’s how cold it is in the Northern Hemisphere. This is a good weather report. BOOM. They are as stiff as young man stalking his favourite Instagram model. Meanwhile, in Australia we had a heatwave. Look at these vegetables. They’re struggling to move. People had to knock off work and go to the pub to stay hydrated. To survive. When it hit 45 degrees the pub offered free beer. Look at all the stranded people needing beer. "For the free beer, haha HAHA…" The only person safe from the weather is this bloke, with his force field hair. Rain, hail, snow, polar vortex’s, heatwaves, nothing is getting through there. Here are some solid memes from the 10 year challenge. That’s a good spiderman one. There’s me old mate Aquaman. And a couple of cheeky jugs. Fuck yes to the world record egg for becoming the most liked photo on Instagram. I was hoping the wanker running the account was Kevin Bacon, but that’s not the case. "For the free beer, haha HAHA…" Over on YouTube, Ricegum and Jake Paul are accepting bullshit scammy sponsorships, which is annoying, because custom sponsorships can be a good thing. But seriously, is this Mystery Brand website owned by Ja Rule and the other dickhead who started Fyre Festival. This Netflix documentary on that scam was a bloody ripper by the way. Yeah, Ricegum, Jake Paul, gambling websites, Fyre Festival. I dunno, the conspiracy adds up in my head. It fucken adds up. Game of Thrones teaser, a Game of Thrones teaser, we all know I’ve got a raging erection already. I don’t need to see a lot of footage to get excited. I feel like I’m properly going back to work whenever this show starts up again and I do me reviews. Look at that for cold weather, that’s brutal. Jon Snow is gonna need force field hair to survive. "For the free beer, haha HAHA…" I’m awarding this human Legend of the Month. He’s not allowed to take his cocktail outside in a glass, so he puts in a burger box. It is fair dinkum genius. (Laughter). He gives it a test. Yep, that is functional. It's a good business idea. This sheila and her Dad are definitely the runners up for Legend of the Month. I love that parents are still falling for this prank. (Laughter). "Son of a bitch. Motherfucker, shit!" I can’t believe Trumpy didn’t invite me to the White House to smash a big mac. Sure, we probably don’t see eye to eye on many issues but we could still smash a fucken big mac together. Teachers in Los Angeles have finally said we’re sick of looking after everyone’s kids for shit pay. We’re just sick of everyone’s kids. Yeah nah fair enough. France is the one that keeps reminding the world they are very good at protesting, though. Look out for the table. Big fucken hoses don’t scare them. He’s got his favourite goggles and jeans on, so he’s not backing down. Look out for the piano. Yep, that’s a rogue piano. Oh by the way I’ll admit it, this yeah yeah song is pretty catchy. Although I kind of want a version that goes Oh yeah nah Oh yeah nah nah nah Oh yeah nah Oh yeah nah x3 That would suit me better. But I'm already looking for to the KSI verse Oh yeah yeah army boxing match, after the second Logan Paul boxing match.

23 thoughts on “Ozzy Man Reviews: WTF Happened in January 2019

  1. What a year it has been. And it’s only half done. Maybe you should get on the stranger things junket since GoT is over. Literally and figuratively!

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  3. OH fuck are you a fucking leftist dood. Your closet antifa ? Me MAGA troll. TRUMP. Damn I liked your videos too. But I don't support anti American faggots. And since your sitting in the seat of democracy well no worries mate, pay no attention to your political state, Trump the greatest president of our lifetime. It's called American exceptionalism. I understand you don't get it. Go back to you kangaroos. What's your slang for Australian slaves?

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